where am i from again
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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