Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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