I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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