Jerry, you need to find god
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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