She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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