508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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