If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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