I wannas sexs uuuuu
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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