Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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