quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
