So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
you inspire me to be a worse person
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Randomize
