I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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