Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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