Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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