Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and she was petting her beer can
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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