Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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