Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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