Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't think brook has ever known best
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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