I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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