who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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