Ambien. No doubt about it.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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