dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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