she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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