Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My penis needs a shock collar
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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