We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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