Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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