i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No stitches, just platelets and will power
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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