The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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