I'm jealous of your bromance
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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