We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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