I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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