Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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