strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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