were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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