very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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