no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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