i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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