so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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