So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
