Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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