There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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