your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
