nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
