is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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