Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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