2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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