I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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