Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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