didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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