its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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