Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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