He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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