Non-Jews are for practice
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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