He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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